Wednesday 30 September 2015

geological society report to parliament 12/5/1899

Recent studies over the last ten years have noticed a slowing and eventual halt to the growth of glaciers over the west of Scotland , northwest England and Drumlins Ireland. Vast areas of these parts are now uninhabitable to humans, however some areas are infested with what can only be described as goblins.
These creatures are ugly, uncouth and violent to a degree not normally seen in a human society, they raid upon the lawful and good folk of the neighbouring counties and cause much wanton destruction. The northern parts of our nation are effectively at the mercy of the goblins, and goblins appear to have no mercy.
One advantage the citizens of the north have over these brutes are the benefits of our modern technology, the goblins use crude weapons such as bows, swords and axes whilst the good people have access to pistols and rifles.
It is the recommendation of the society to the government of her majesty to send forth a force of sufficient strength to eradicate these creatures before they become to numerous to move.

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